Finally! Our meat is here! Half a cow is in our freezer - 280 lbs! Ground chunk, patties, steak and soup bones- we have it all.
Life Lesson: Groceries are almost always less expensive per unit when you buy it bulk!
Hank
Monday, January 31, 2011
Weekend Wrap Up
Friday night Joe and had some friends over and played Xbox kinnect dance central - and it was a blast. Saturday night Joe and I went to meet some friends at Buffalo Wild Wings (but didnt eat - we are watching what we eat) and watched bull riding. We then went to Downtown to meet up with other friends.
Sunday morning mom, dad and Dominick came over for breakfast. Mom dressed up Bruno for IU - and he was so cute. However, IU lost a nail biting game last night - which we won't discuss. Sunday evening we went to mom and dads for chicken catchitore - then over to Joes parents to watch the IU game.
Sunday morning mom, dad and Dominick came over for breakfast. Mom dressed up Bruno for IU - and he was so cute. However, IU lost a nail biting game last night - which we won't discuss. Sunday evening we went to mom and dads for chicken catchitore - then over to Joes parents to watch the IU game.
Friday, January 28, 2011
A thrilling game...
IU 52 Illinois 49
Life Lesson: Once you succeed - you forget about all the times you failed.
Life Lesson: Once you succeed - you forget about all the times you failed.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
A Drinking Problem?!
Ice Fishing
Dinner at NOA NOA
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Ringin the Bell...
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Costco Doctor
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample... He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco.."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results .
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping @ Costco
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample... He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco.."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results .
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping @ Costco
Monday, January 17, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Brice Fox & Daniel Weber - This is Indiana (Official Music Video)
Joe is going to Bloomington today for the Michigan IU Basketball game.
This video gets you pumped up for the game tonight!
Have a good Saturday...
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